Everyone’s Internet boyfriend, Tom Hiddleston (Loki in the Thor films) broke hearts around the world (including mine) when he hooked up with Taylor Swift just after she broke up with Calvin Harris last May. It seemed like such a weird relationship- Tom with his British “stiff upper lip” and looking horrified in every paparazzi photo, and Taylor Swift with- well, owning everything in the world. Seriously. “Forbes” Magazine listed her as the highest-paid celebrity in the world: she made over $170,000,000 million this year. There were lots of rumors that it was a stunt- maybe for a very elaborate music video? It didn’t help things when Tom was interviewed by the “Hollywood Reporter” for his Emmy nomination and uncomfortably said, “The truth is that Taylor Swift and I are together, and we’re very happy,” uncomfortable pause, “that’s the truth. It’s not a publicity stunt.”
Well, our long national nightmare is over, and my Internet boyfriend (and yours, and yours, and yours over there) is back on the market. Twitter, of course, was a minefield of awesome. Enjoy…
If you’ve read this far and you’re mad at me because you think I’m a Taylor-hater, not so! Taylor’s the biggest pop star on the planet who visits children in hospitals and sends presents she personally picked out to fans. Plus, I’m so excited for her new album that I can hardly stand it! A three-month quickie romance may seem short on material, but that girl writes like Plato. It’s going to be amazing.
