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The Daylight Savings Conspiracy!

It usually takes me until then to feel good about the government, or whoever’s responsible, stealing one full hour away from my sleeping schedule.

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Well, after a few days on Daylight Saving Time, I’m sorta getting used to the time change, said NO ONE EVER, until June! I’m serious.

It usually takes me until then to feel good about the government, or whoever’s responsible, stealing one full hour away from my sleeping schedule. And I honestly think that somewhere…at some secret, clandestine location along the Wasatch Front, there’s like a big-time vault, and inside of it, are hours that have been stolen from Utahns, just like you and me, and the only way to get those hours back, is to wait until fall.

Be patient, Utah victims of The Time Thief.

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