Just– no.
1. Winter in Utah is the absolute worst.

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2. There’s no reason to go outside.

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3. Nope.
4. No reason at all.

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5. Such a barren wasteland.

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6. It’s basically three months of hell.

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7. Just sleep in– you’re not missing much.
8. There’s no reason to get out of bed.
9. And when you’re up, you’ll struggle to find something to do.

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10. Nothing worth seeing.

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11. Southern Utah in winter? PASS.

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12. Moab? How about NOab!

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13. So devoid of any charm at all.
14. Why would you even bother with such a place?

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15. It will always let you down!

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If you’re looking for something fun to do this winter in Utah, check out The Book Of Utah.
